{"product_id":"goth-cute-bat-sticker-funny-chaotic-kewpie-art","title":"Goth Cute Bat Sticker | Funny Chaotic Kewpie Art","description":"✨ Meet the cutest little menace — a kewpie-style bat baby with wings spread wide and a look that says zero apologies. ✨\nDressed as a bat and radiating chaotic charm, this sweet-but-unhinged cutie proudly declares:\n“I identify as a fucking problem.”\nWith big innocent eyes, fully open wings, and just a smidge of lovable madness, this sticker is perfect for anyone who’s adorable and a menace. Inspired by classic kewpie dolls and paired with bold, irreverent humor, it’s a celebration of self-awareness, chaos, and being exactly who you are.\n\nArtwork hand-painted by me.\nPrinted on high-quality vinyl that’s waterproof and weatherproof, making it perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, sketchbooks, or wherever you want to quietly (or loudly) announce your vibe.\n\n𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:\n• Waterproof vinyl sticker\n• Features the phrase “I identify as a fucking problem”\n• Kewpie-inspired bat character\n• Wings fully open, extra chaotic energy\n• Size: approx. 2.4\" tall\n• Weatherproof, scratch-resistant, and long-lasting\n• Cute, funny, and just a little unhinged\n\nBecause sometimes self-acceptance looks like embracing the chaos 😌\n🎁 Makes a perfect gift for goblins, goths, neurospicy babes, queer chaos gremlins, bat lovers, or anyone who is deeply aware of their own nonsense.\n\n• cute bat sticker\n• funny bat sticker\n• kewpie inspired art\n• chaos cute sticker\n• unhinged cute art\n• goth kawaii sticker\n• alt humor sticker\n• cute but creepy art\n• bat baby sticker\n• funny vinyl sticker\n• queer humor art\n• chaotic energy art\n• weird cute sticker","brand":"Shelley Couvillion","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47939683123378,"sku":"st-16","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/0289\/6050\/files\/1948093a4e15555e6e3ab257cd062b3614ab5cae3a8aeb505cc5785112ef0299.png?v=1787600368","url":"https:\/\/missedconnectionsbookstore.com\/products\/goth-cute-bat-sticker-funny-chaotic-kewpie-art","provider":"Missed Connections Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}